Confessions of a Tooth
A Day in the Life of Your Overworked, Underpaid Molar
Hi.
I'm your second lower left molar—but you can call me M2. I’ve been grinding away back here for years, living between the occasional popcorn kernel and that one super-annoying sesame seed.
You don’t think about me much. You should.
Because I know everything.
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7:00 AM — "Oh look, it’s coffee. Again." ☕
You call it a morning pick-me-up. I call it a slow brown bath of doom. Sure, it keeps you awake, but it’s also giving me the complexion of an old tree stump. Just saying.
Ever heard of professional teeth whitening? I’m begging you. For the love of enamel.
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12:30 PM — "Crunchy tacos? Why not!" 🌮
I brace for impact every time Taco Tuesday rolls around. Your bite force is like a mini earthquake back here. But hey, I live for the thrill.
A little dental bonding might help repair that chip from last month. You felt it crack. Don’t pretend you didn’t.
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3:15 PM — "Did we floss today?"👾
No. No, we did not.
Listen. I’m not mad. I’m just… impacted. And possibly growing a tiny ecosystem of mystery gunk back here. A daily floss party would go a long way.
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5:45 PM — You smile at yourself in the mirror.📸
Nice. But if you’ve ever thought, “I wish they were straighter,” or “Why do I look like I bit a brick?”… it might be time to consider Invisalign or a smile makeover.
We teeth are a humble bunch, but deep down, we just want to look good for photos. Is that so wrong?
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10:00 PM — Bedtime... and no brushing?? 😱
We had a deal. Brush me. Then sleep. I worked hard all day.
You wouldn't go to bed without washing your face (ok, sometimes), so why let me sit in peanut butter breath until morning?
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Real Talk from Your Tooth:
We’ve been through a lot together—snacks, stress, love, heartbreak, jaw clenching during tax season… but I need backup. I need a pro.
That’s where the team at Family & Cosmetic Dentistry of Murfreesboro comes in. They're the real MVPs. They’ll clean me, polish me, straighten me, and even throw in a fluoride party. You’ll look better, feel better, and honestly, I’ll stop screaming every time you sip something cold.
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📞 Call them at 615-893-5500. Please. I’m literally dying back here.
👉 Book your visit now before I start writing a memoir!😁